Tribe.net. Local Connections cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/7f092836-f075-4f56-a7f0-519f559100b4 2006-06-16T00:27:07Z 2006-06-13T16:06:25Z

<div>Leno to Host Carlin, Coulter on Wednesday <br/>Tuesday June 13 3:44 AM ET <br/> <br/> <br/>"Tonight" host Jay Leno might want to consider wearing referee stripes on Wednesday's show when Ann Coulter and George Carlin are his guests. <br/> <br/>Coulter, the acid-tongued conservative with a new book out, and Carlin, the quick-witted, antiestablishment comedian who's in the voice cast for the new animated film "Cars," were booked at separate times for the NBC late-nighter, a spokeswoman said Monday. <br/> <br/>But the duo's meeting could produce serious fireworks for "Tonight," which usually limits its political fodder to Leno's bipartisan monologue jokes. <br/> <br/> <br/>Coulter, author of "Godless: The Church of Liberalism," has drawn fire for attacking the four New Jersey widows who pushed for an independent commission to investigate the Sept. 11 World Trade Center attacks in which their husbands died. <br/> <br/>In her book, Coulter accuses the women of "reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much." <br/> <br/>An appearance by Coulter on another NBC series, "Today," led to a prickly exchange with host Matt Lauer over her comments on the widows. <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 4 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2006-06-13T16:06:25Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/e5289b25-172f-43cb-a64c-8c5987b20341 2006-03-29T01:37:00Z 2006-03-20T23:58:18Z

<div>Do you love Linah and want to adore her even when she's passed out at home? <br/>Do you hate Linah and want something to attach to a voo-doo doll? <br/>Well break out your wallets and lay down the cash for your very own, photo-shopped to high hell, autographed 8x10 picture of Linah Cocaine! <br/> <br/>$5 - includes shipping and handling. <br/> <br/>Send orders to: <br/> <br/>I Hate Linah Fan Club <br/>4036 SE 63rd Ave. <br/>Portland, OR 97206 </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 3 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2006-03-20T23:58:18Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/26f3e2ff-442c-4cc8-8b0f-7dadf0369fe7 2006-03-06T23:01:58Z 2006-03-06T19:33:42Z

<div>Dear Fans, <br/> <br/>Ever since the whirlwind that we call Fashion Week, I was just so exhausted. It may not look like it, but sitting front row in all those runway shows is hard work. Marc Jacobs, Prada, Dior, but no Gucci. I couldn't stand Tom Ford (aka the real life Brian Kenny) before and I can't stand whatever asshole they hired to replace him. Gucci has even further been reduced to clothes for the brain-dead daughters of wealthy business men. Barf. <br/>But Alexander McQueen, however. Now there is a man that can dress an aristocrat. Amen. <br/>After Fashion Week adn an ocean of champagne, I needed to purge all the giltz and awful celebrity ego parties so I jet-setted off to Vienna for a much needed vacation with my good friends Wendy Carlos and Brian Eno. We've been staying in the most beautiful 18th century hotel lapping up the subtle luxury. Girl, my ass is getting big off of all those Austrian pastries. <br/>I miss Sissyboy, but I can't say I miss Portland. <br/>You know the most beautiful part about Vienna? <br/>No hipsters. No greasy headed, identical hair-do, over-denimed, conversed, confusing irony with art, mediocer, pile of shit emo cry-ass I'm going to slit my wirsts but not really I'm just going to write an album about it and whine then do a whole bunch of coke and ask you if you think my nike white label shoes are cool and when you say that nike is cruel to the environment and is abusing third world countries I'll just tell you they're ironic and it will be all ok asshole hipsters. <br/>I say we put an oven in the back of Red Light Clothing and start incinerating them. <br/>I've had it with this excuse for a culture that seems to thrive in this half-assed town. We're one step up on the food chain from Olympia for Chirst's sake. <br/>I'll eventually drag my self back from Europe on a jet plane, but don't hold your breath. Unless, of course, you're one of the aforementioned asshole hipsters, then please, by all means, hold your breath until you pass asfixiate, Then dump your body into the Willamette, ok? <br/> <br/>Go fuck yourselves and buy a Brian Eno album and get with the goddamn program. <br/>Love, <br/>Linah</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 2 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2006-03-06T19:33:42Z madameb http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/48eeb03b-7453-4b41-865f-86fc16be3f7a 2006-03-06T17:42:26Z 2006-03-04T00:36:39Z

<div>Curious minds wanna know.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 1 reply </div>

madameb 2006-03-04T00:36:39Z Prizmatika http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/b4fbdf36-7a01-418d-8b5c-f9def61332ff 2006-02-05T23:00:26Z 2006-02-05T21:26:50Z

<div>I came home last night to find a copy of Just Out on the kitchen table turned to the contents page. In the corner I see a familiar face, one that I adore!! Then, from the caption I notice that miss thang is on the cover of the mag. I search and search and come to discover that the cover, was torn away and nowhere in sight. Bastards! I want to see your hotty picture, woman!! And no, I haven't ventured anywhere that would have the mag, but it should be on your site anyway. I can't wait to see what it is! <br/>Love you hot stuff!! <br/>Prizmatic Attack</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 1 reply </div>

Prizmatika 2006-02-05T21:26:50Z caedmon http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/b04477de-78c3-4856-b217-027cd3ff3ad7 2006-01-29T01:51:48Z 2006-01-29T01:51:48Z

<div>the new K-FED single! <br/> <br/>http://media.putfile.com/Kevin_Federline_-_Popozao <br/> <br/>(everyone knows how much linah loves her K-Fed)</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 0 replies </div>

caedmon 2006-01-29T01:51:48Z caedmon http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/df3c1ef2-bdad-44d5-8b86-c2ad1c09fb14 2006-01-26T19:15:27Z 2006-01-25T21:50:47Z

<div>http://www.dirtycolin.co.nr/</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 13 replies </div>

caedmon 2006-01-25T21:50:47Z caedmon http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/4b55d241-7abf-4f34-a94f-8797115a57fc 2006-01-26T00:56:54Z 2006-01-11T14:06:42Z

<div>a) cos she's purdy <br/> <br/>b) cos she's really mean to all the right people <br/> <br/>c) cos she applies lipstick in a very intriguing way <br/> <br/>d) cos her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard <br/> <br/>e) cos she shares her mommy pills <br/> <br/>f) cos she takes care of retarded babies</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 36 replies </div>

caedmon 2006-01-11T14:06:42Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/5b50c02e-2e54-4c56-8a50-bad908e68266 2006-01-15T02:28:11Z 2006-01-12T01:25:52Z

<div>Do you love Linah and want to adore her even when she's passed out at home? <br/>Do you hate Linah and want something to attach to a voo-doo doll? <br/>Well break out your wallets and lay down the cash for your very own, photo-shopped to high hell, autographed 8x10 picture of Linah Cocaine! <br/> <br/>$5 - includes shipping and handling. <br/> <br/>Send orders to: <br/> <br/>I Hate Linah Fan Club <br/>4036 SE 63rd Ave. <br/>Portland, OR 97206 <br/> <br/>Or drop me an email! <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 9 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2006-01-12T01:25:52Z leekyle http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/ebd3684f-957d-4726-a707-461589cb6335 2006-01-11T04:34:55Z 2005-12-27T23:14:53Z

<div>linah, when do we get to have your vaginoplasty rodeo? when will linah become a real woman?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 9 replies </div>

leekyle 2005-12-27T23:14:53Z sistersherryshaki http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/50ca2006-c9e9-4ac4-8351-0f8d036b10f2 2006-01-03T19:16:17Z 2005-12-31T00:54:49Z

<div>Who was I talking with about NYE? Linah.....? <br/></div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 14 replies </div>

sistersherryshaki 2005-12-31T00:54:49Z Donatella http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/ef737941-c6c2-4555-8a6d-330cba5124bc 2005-12-28T11:06:14Z 2005-12-07T09:20:47Z

<div>so, get this . . . <br/> <br/>i was racing from the door of Louis Vuitton to my chauffered Phantom Rolls, and what do you know--this large train-like thing has forced my driver to circle the block before picking me up. <br/> <br/>it was SO embarassing. well anyway, i look down at the ground because it's much more attractive than those poor street urchins wearing clogs and UGGs and all sorts of aurally offensive forms of footwear. so just then, i find a wallet. i don't know how, but it must have been sitting there for years, because instead of feeling the supple purr of aged hand-stitched leather, it almost looked like plastic with fake animal skin pores imprinted onto it by a machine. <br/> <br/>nevertheless, i open up the wallet, and some distant past civilization stares back at me. it was . . . green, and papery, and it looked like money, but there were no zeros on it--anywhere! and there was a whole fistful of this "zero-less" money in there. i held it up to ask "what is this?" when some awful woman who smelled like patchoulli desperately grabbed it from my hand, then wheeled her triple-seat stroller onto that large train. <br/> <br/>thank god Rico was there with my brown bottle of smelling salts as soon as the train pulled away. he rushed me home and tried to explain "pubic transformation" to me, which is odd because he KNOWS i hate faggots, but i just pushed the button to roll up our divider. <br/> <br/>oh Linah, where's a platinum plated coke spoon when you so desperately need one?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 10 replies </div>

Donatella 2005-12-07T09:20:47Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/1b8b0520-428e-4ff4-b8e5-7384c83c6d30 2005-12-28T02:12:51Z 2005-12-26T07:23:30Z

<div>Sugar, or should I say sugar cubes, <br/> <br/>We all know who the reigning queen of white drug freakouts is. And her name is Fannie Mae Darling. <br/> <br/>Let's hear it for Fannie Mae Everybody! Woooo! Razzle Dazzle!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 8 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2005-12-26T07:23:30Z Donatella http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/b7d175f3-b451-46c0-bc0d-293cefe59608 2005-12-27T16:05:54Z 2005-12-25T04:12:23Z

<div>Looks like the holiday spirit visited Donatella's house a little early cause she is FREAKING OUT on durgs, and has forthwith CONQUERED Electric Linah Land! <br/> <br/>That is right, let it be decreed throughout all the land, that the House of Cocaine and the House of Donatella are now officially AT WAR! Only one will come out more glamorous, and with more money, and MORE PAPARAZZI! <br/> <br/>Be afraid, Linah Cocaine. Be very afraid!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 15 replies </div>

Donatella 2005-12-25T04:12:23Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/003b76ea-ac59-46b8-82c4-7fc1acb3ebbf 2005-12-16T13:44:03Z 2005-12-16T13:44:03Z

<div>This is the hottest link I've stumbled upon in a long time. Note: I will personally be ripping these photos off in a matter of days. I them! Guy Bourdin is amazing, almost better than Lachapelle. Bourdin's pictures are way creepier than Lachapelle's and he dosen't have to try as hard. God bless minimalism. <br/> <br/>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/madimages1.html</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 0 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2005-12-16T13:44:03Z http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/2ba256aa-f1df-4c04-a366-68841ffe0258 2005-12-12T04:22:18Z 2005-12-04T00:19:57Z

<div>pass it on.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 29 replies </div>

2005-12-04T00:19:57Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/3b8bf65d-39c0-4a9f-ab11-617d03cac361 2005-12-08T23:37:06Z 2005-12-08T19:21:01Z

<div>Dear Babs, <br/> <br/>So I'm sitting at work, proofing photos and minding my own buisness, listening to the Christmas channel on Comcast cable radio, when low and behold a song comes on and I think to myself, that sounds like Barbra Streisand. But that couldn't be, jews don't sing Christmas songs, especially not super-jews like Babs. So I run over to the tv to see what it says, and holy latkes, it's Babs. Then I think, maybe it's a Chaunaka song, and Comcast is being all diverse and shit, but NO! It's Oh come all ye faithful or some Jesus ass shit in a manger crap like that. <br/>How could you? I asked several co-workers in total disbelief and they all told me that you put out like 4 Chistmas albums and that you're one of the biggest holiday sellers. <br/>Biggest hioliday sell-out more like it! <br/>Moses did not haul your people through the fucking desert for 40 years just so you could cash in on the birthday of a messiah you don't even believe in! You! Yentil! You! I'm getting all veklempt cause you said you could get it wholesale! Wholesale! You promised, Babs, you promised! <br/>Who's gonna keep it real now, Rosie O'Donnell? <br/>I'm never gonna forgive you for this. <br/> <br/>Hateful this Season, <br/>Linah.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 2 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2005-12-08T19:21:01Z Donatella http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/1f2d2bd6-3118-4fa2-b519-8aa625669b1b 2005-11-27T03:04:03Z 2005-11-23T22:36:05Z

<div>you are just, you are so amazing. and powerful. do you know that??! do you know just how beautiful and powerful you are? and i am? and ALL OF US! we can do ANYTHING!! it's like, it's like the only thing really holding ourselves back, is ourselves. whoa. think about that for a second. think about that.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 25 replies </div>

Donatella 2005-11-23T22:36:05Z http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/a5ec340d-aab7-4811-823e-022ced66c08a 2005-11-25T23:26:32Z 2005-11-23T06:45:23Z

<div>Linah, the new name is just MARVELOUS! You never cease to amaze. I love you. let's go to denmark and get married, fer reelzies.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 4 replies </div>

2005-11-23T06:45:23Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/1d78c17a-8639-46bb-be5d-54d0dc3e0f78 2005-11-11T22:33:22Z 2005-10-29T23:05:17Z

<div>Eww, Jeffery Pine! I can't believe that picture you posted of me is real! It looks like a Polaroid that melted under the lights at a fashion shoot.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 5 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2005-10-29T23:05:17Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/2c332598-953a-441f-a8c8-d1a902a72c20 2005-10-10T19:53:57Z 2005-08-25T06:42:35Z

<div>Queer Window <br/> <br/>BITE ME <br/>The art of being eaten alive by your critics. <br/> <br/>BY BYRON BECK <br/> <br/>bbeck at wweek.com <br/> <br/> <br/>Watching a drag queen eat my internal organs was, well, an experience. <br/> <br/>This little moment of cannibalism occurred late last Wednesday night on stage at Holocene. Actually, it happened not to me but to a character who just so happened to have my name, my job and my mannerisms, in a play created by Sissyboy, that local group of self-described gender terrorists who love to dress up and act out. <br/> <br/>I admit I was freaked out by their act until I interviewed two members about their politicized brand of queer theater. I even gushed all over them in a column that started with the sentence "Sissyboy scares me" (WW, July 20, 2005) and ended with my realizing they were, entertainment-wise, practically unstoppable. And I thought they liked me, too. Why else would the group have asked me to make a cameo appearance in Sissyboy Goes to Jail, the conclusion to its summer trilogy? <br/> <br/>Despite my eagerness to step on a Sissyboy stage, when I didn't hear from them, I just figured these gender-fucks forgot they had extended the invitation in the first place-until the day of the show, when I heard a rumor that the group was going to go all Hannibal Lecter on my liver, à la Silence of the Lambs, and I regretted ever having talked to the ingrates, wondering what the hell I had done to deserve this kind of treatment. <br/> <br/>I guess the reason they didn't need my services was that this "Byron" wasn't going to just represent the flaws of a particular WW queer columnist but rather, all "queer media" due to our "fluffy outlook on gay culture." <br/> <br/>Well, then, go ahead and call me "Fluffie." At the moment when I found myself watching the dude who was supposed to be me finally make his way onstage, I could've cared less about Sissyboy. I was just glad this "Byron" wasn't old, fat or ugly. <br/> <br/>I'll admit that staring at myself on stage was weird. And what my character had to say? Well, it wasn't Shakespeare. In response to "Linah Cocaine's" attack on my shopping forays on Northwest 23rd Avenue, the only comeback that "Byron" could muster was: "You know us fags, consume, consume, consume!" That was right before Ms. Cocaine grabbed my character by the neck, pulled me through the bars, and commenced consuming my liver. <br/> <br/>As might be expected with any bite-the-hand-that-feeds-you cannibalistic experience, this whole performance left me confused. One part of me is flattered, while another part wonders what they'll do with my character now that I'm dead. <br/> <br/>While I'm not quite ready to see my corpse being abused anytime soon, I'll admit I wasn't really surprised to be attacked, because even if being eaten alive was a new experience, in a way it's an old one, too. When you express your opinion regularly, whether it's printed in a newspaper column or posted on a blog, every reader has a right to comment on your work. And more than once I have had to eat my words, if not my liver. <br/> <br/>So go ahead: Eat me. I'm just glad that there seems to be an insatiable appetite in this town for the multicourse feast that is queer culture. </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 13 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2005-08-25T06:42:35Z AlexisCarrington http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/b6770f55-ef35-47aa-a3f6-b22ced20816c 2005-09-14T18:15:18Z 2005-09-13T07:15:25Z

<div>Why would you think that you are rich or famous, your not Dear, you just a cheap rube in a cheap dress.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 13 replies </div>

AlexisCarrington 2005-09-13T07:15:25Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/cab92398-1501-4250-bd90-8103887a2013 2005-09-14T08:13:07Z 2005-09-13T18:15:56Z

<div>You know what kids, I think that "Alexis" is none other than Byron Beck in some thinly veiled disguise. Who else could be so bitter and so bent on money and tasteless hats at the same time? Read the signs. <br/>Not to mention the horrible stench of tasteless perfume from Mario's... <br/> <br/>As if the drivel pouring out of the WW wasn't bad enough. <br/>I suddenly got hungry for some liver...</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 3 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2005-09-13T18:15:56Z Dominic http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/a60f61ab-d4fb-47bf-81c0-faf0e5c82b61 2005-09-04T20:42:02Z 2005-09-01T07:26:51Z

<div>thats right, twice now I think that I may never sleep again cuz she was there again and the worst part about it was, she was really really nice to me. I think that if I went to sleep again, she would show up and eat me. <br/> <br/>I dont think that I will ever sleep again., <br/> <br/>Dominic</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 6 replies </div>

Dominic 2005-09-01T07:26:51Z http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/9ac073cd-86a1-4544-b3ee-19f54b3c1f41 2005-09-02T14:30:48Z 2005-08-29T00:51:04Z

<div>cuz i loves you grrrl</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 26 replies </div>

2005-08-29T00:51:04Z Bitch Trogg http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/18aa4c46-923e-4a95-951b-a4fa1dd82399 2005-08-28T21:23:34Z 2005-08-27T18:37:35Z

<div>too bad they're MADE IN HONG KONG!!!! Or worse yet, MADE IN HER BEDROOM!!!! tsk tsk tsk....</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 8 replies </div>

Bitch Trogg 2005-08-27T18:37:35Z Dominic http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/ba9bf150-1221-418f-af6a-70c4c44e0b69 2005-08-26T20:38:10Z 2005-08-19T05:28:31Z

<div>I had a Dream last night about Miss Linah Cocaine, It was very sureal. Every woke from a dream and wonder about it from time to time thu out the day? <br/> <br/>mmmmmmmmmmm, <br/> <br/>AccardiA</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 8 replies </div>

Dominic 2005-08-19T05:28:31Z leekyle http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/b0e37057-a193-49f7-af13-cf9ceb7c24aa 2005-08-25T10:39:58Z 2005-07-22T16:52:31Z

<div>like how to reduce the size of your photos before you post them, its hard to click on them and view them, linah just as retarded as her daughter cocaine <br/> <br/>love splendeee</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 23 replies </div>

leekyle 2005-07-22T16:52:31Z jeffreypine http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/f2e174bf-4d19-492d-81cc-8d709a91d8a7 2005-08-23T00:24:20Z 2005-08-22T08:29:47Z

<div>From Fruit Farm Film Festival</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 1 reply </div>

jeffreypine 2005-08-22T08:29:47Z http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/56be4ea8-789a-454b-ab8f-81e5aa988899 2005-08-19T19:50:59Z 2005-08-13T17:50:29Z

<div>you want some tube steak smothered in underpants?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 13 replies </div>

2005-08-13T17:50:29Z bigjboy http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/d0e0385d-0d93-4310-ac30-271f39c0cecc 2005-08-19T08:22:47Z 2005-07-19T19:31:35Z

<div>You think you're so smart with you faux Channel and your tattered dresses. Just remember one thing.. I could eat you bitch... well, if I liked gristle and rotting flesh, but neverless, I will eat you bitch. <br/>Fannie Sharpen your Teeth Mae darling</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 23 replies </div>

bigjboy 2005-07-19T19:31:35Z OurLadyOfTheVandals http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/e73fa54e-8901-41d3-b429-a5514fb15344 2005-08-10T07:54:41Z 2005-08-07T21:34:17Z

<div>God. I am SO glad Linah couldn't make it to the Leo party last night b/c she was too busy holding up 711's in a sorry attempt to save her flagging career as a supermodel. That gave me pleanty of time to talk shit about her! <br/> <br/>Heart, <br/> <br/>Precious</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 3 replies </div>

OurLadyOfTheVandals 2005-08-07T21:34:17Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/4f9cde17-7b3c-4164-b95d-6a175454eca9 2005-07-15T21:54:40Z 2005-07-13T07:44:05Z

<div>My caseworker wanted me to compile a list of possible charachter witnesses willing to take the stand in my defense on July 20th when Sissyboy goes to trial at the Wonder Ballroom. (Yes, we're going to trial at a bar. The county courthouse dosen't serve cocktails) <br/>So let me ask all of you, who loves Linah? I'm clueless as to why I'm being persecuted. I know why the rest of those drunk trannies are... but really, me? Linah?</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 3 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2005-07-13T07:44:05Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/b823b7f5-8d6b-4948-bd6e-c8e65b6a251b 2005-07-03T02:33:58Z 2005-06-22T20:14:45Z

<div>Hey Kids- <br/>Does anybody remeber Jenn- the upset-by-sissyboy lesbian FAKE tribe profile that Precious and I made up so we could harrass the rest of the Sissyboys? Well, some people took the practical joke really seriously, other people were actually intelligent and could see right through to the fact that she was fake. It was a joke, like everything else in Sissyboy. A few people took matters into their own hands and even sent Jenn personal emails, consoling her and relating their own Sissyboy-inflicted wounds. One of those very special emails was from my own ex-boyfriend, who lives in Hawaii, has never been to a Sissyboy show, and dosen't know most of the people involved. <br/> <br/>here it is kids- <br/> <br/>Hi Jenn, <br/>I don't know you. I most likely will never meet you. <br/>But still, I feel the need to say something. <br/>Those trashy qweens are not worth your heart! <br/>I do not live in PDX, but have many many friends there and know some of the Sissyboys. One of them is even a long ago ex-boyfriend. <br/>May I say that they are mostly a buch of alcoholic, drug-addicted, self-hating, chaos- creating, all-grown-up-now little boys with serious serious emotional dysfunctions. <br/>They by no means represent self-respecting faggots. As a faggot who wouldn't even be alive if it weren't for lesbians (my mom for example) I found their posts APPALLING and for what it's worth, I apologize to you for them. I know it really isn't my place to, but they just suck ass and I want you to know that some faggot who has never met you cares enough to say so. <br/>xo <br/>Walker <br/>PS <br/>3 years ago, when I was dating one of them, he attempted suicide. I came home to a suicide note and he walked through the door about 1/2 an hour later. I back-handed him in the face, twice. I am so non-violent and had n <br/>ever done anything like that before. But whenever I read one of his nasty little posts, I smile inside at the memory of the look on his face when I slapped him. Bad qweens, not worth your sweat. <br/> <br/> <br/>- well, now wasn't that special? and personal? Looks like you should look at the glass house you're throwing stones in a little closer next time.</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 11 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2005-06-22T20:14:45Z Dominic http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/123c695e-aca6-4bf4-a8e3-d3e116ec3265 2005-06-30T08:13:59Z 2005-06-23T01:49:47Z

<div>I don't hate linah </div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 6 replies </div>

Dominic 2005-06-23T01:49:47Z Sqweegle http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/4b7a93cb-4eb0-4032-919a-f97b065812bf 2005-06-02T00:19:11Z 2005-05-20T18:54:06Z

<div>The pretty ladies are going to get hit by a truck! <br/>Oh, this has been the fate of many a pixie!!</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 8 replies </div>

Sqweegle 2005-05-20T18:54:06Z cokeheadbarbie http://campchanel.tribe.net/thread/ed2b51cf-5520-48e3-8074-3a914efc6e0a 2005-05-29T21:29:51Z 2005-05-20T19:45:40Z

<div>Backstage at Sissyboy... <br/>It's seems Miss Linah Cocaine had a hard time getting her face did, what with all that awful hissing going on... Luckily the faeries cleared out in time so she could get all ready for the show as well as spend some quality time with Amber Martin, the new darling of Sissyboy. Actually, I think Sissyboy is Amber Martin's new darling, much like Linah is Jodi Bon Jodi's fag hag. <br/>The oh-so-sticky Miss Polly Grip was in perfect form, serving up some thunderdome in a pair of size 12 heels. Two went into her wig, and only one came out. Love you Polly! <br/>Things calmed down after the buzz wore off Mary Esther Ruth's king james version ruphie and she was able to show these wicked sinners the way to the light of God. Linah, however, is still in the dark. That's what happens when you buy coke instead of paying the electric bill on your trailer. <br/>Speaking of drug purchases taking presedence over other, more important things, little Railagh Cocaine was looking fabulous on her all friskies and anti-bacterial soap diet. <br/>But not as great as Miss Famine Fortune, newly appointed head of Multnomah County schools lunch department. Expect a little windfall on y'alls next tax return with the money she'll be saving y'all, starvin them little chitlin's. <br/>I'm glad that at least one of the Bush's found a weapon of mass destruction, and I'm not talking about Fannie Mae. For some sick, sad, unknown reason, Laura Bush has some hair across her ass and always has to come down on Sissyboy. Next time, Muffy and Cupcake will be there to dose her with nitrous and slap the shit out of her. <br/>All in all, it was a great show, except for at the end when Splendora held me down, called me a nigger and pissed in my mouth. I want my five dollars back, you crossed dressing heathans. <br/> <br/>xo, <br/>Karl Lagerfeld</div> <div> posted in <a href="http://campchanel.tribe.net">Electric Linah Land</a> - 4 replies </div>

cokeheadbarbie 2005-05-20T19:45:40Z