Hi, I'm Linah Cocaine, the buxom bleach-blonde star of Sissyboy and heir to the house of Boleyn.
You can find me at every Sissyboy show looking sexy and half-dressed.
When I'm not out and about being glamorous, I'm probably at home bleaching my hair, drinking champagne and talking to my superstar friends on my Cingular cell-phone.

Want more ways to worship my own self-image? Run out of newspaper clippings of my image to attach to your voo-doo dolls?
Join the Linah Cocaine Fan Club!

Send $20 to
I Hate Linah Fan Club
4036 SE 63rd AVE
Portland, OR 97206

Love, Linah

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